("There ain't none 'o dem 'Tanzania Devils' undernt that podium, is there, Chief?")
Among the items on President Bush's 7-day visit to 5 African countries, is to "Find the leader of the African Americans."
President Bush: We have a lot of African-Americans here in Amurika. You can see 'em all goin' apeshit over Barack Obama. We have a lotta problems wit 'em. Heh heh heh
As I'm on this 5-stop tour, I hope to find their leader, the leader of the African-Americans. Maybe I can strike some type of peace-accord wit 'em, or somethin'. Heh heh heh. Tell 'em there's a lotta dis "Obamania" goin' around over here. I don't like it. Heh heh heh. It's a bad thing. Heh heh heh.
Also, on my second stop, I'm stoppin' in Tanzania. Gonna give 'em a lotta money. Part of the deal, is they hafta stop sendin' over those Tanzania Devils! You know, those little devils, always turnado-in' around in a whirly-wind, makin' all sorts of funny noises. Heh heh heh. Gonna tell 'em we don't like 'em in Amurika. Offer 'em enough money so they keep 'em here...so'z we don't hafta fight 'em over there. I mean, in Amurika. We don't wanna be fightin' Tanzanian Devils over in Amurika. Heh heh heh. Fool 'em once, 'n they're foolin' ya twice! We don't wanna be fightin' 'em. They're tricky little devils, always trickin' ya! Heh heh heh. They're "evil-doers"! Heh heh heh.
("Hoochie-koochie-KOO!!! Who dat starvin' Negro wit duh skeeter net!" Yo' mama don't have duh 'aids', duz she?)
